Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Dummies on parade

Returned last week after a week of vacation. For some, it was as if I had lost valuable IQ points while I was gone. My theory is the people who are under this misconception are the expect-the-worst-believers, and, guess what?: when you expect the worst, many people will merrily and gladly give it to you.

This behavior frustrates expect-the-worst crowd, and, pretty soon, it's treat everyone as if they will give you the worst. What's the drawback?: treat 'em all like dummies, and you will never be disappointed. For me, I do not need a small number of mono-syllabic words, and, you don't have to repeat everything to me 3 or 4 times. All it does is make me wonder if you've lost your mind.

Who are these people (the e/w crowd)? A special non-prize to anyone who guesses correctly; if you prefer to do so privately, message me.

Friday, April 20, 2012

Who am I?

A few small riddles (redacted):

I am a dick. [bitch and moan, bitch and moan, etc.]

Who am I?


I am a prisoner of my red-headed friend. [bitch and moan, bitch and moan, etc.]

Who am I?


I am an Asperger's female. I am somewhat rare. The incidence of autism is females is one in 252; versus one in 80 for males. Nevertheless, we occur, and are in the population. [Here is the question of the day: If a person acts crazy, what is your obligation to satisfy/pacify them? Comments welcome--if you prefer, send me an email, and I will mask your identity.]

WAI?


Sunday, April 15, 2012

Say a prayer

One of our own was in an auto accident last night. She's in ICU at an unknown hospital--please say a prayer for her.